Friday, August 29, 2008
Ya Still Tingly All Over Chris?
Some skinny guy with big ears and a bagful of platitudes gets Chrissy Matthews all "tingly." (Is that a word?)
tin~gle (tingly)
v. tin~gled, tin~gling, tin~gles
v. intr.
To have a prickling, stinging sensation, as from cold, a sharp slap, or excitement: tingled all over with joy
In fairness to Chris, this all needs an explanation. Matthews found inspiration in Eugene McCarthy before working for Ed Muskie and eventually becoming a speech-writer for arguably, the worst President in modern history, Jimmy 'the peanut" Carter. His narrative makes it easy to understand how yet another empty, bloviating windbag would stimulate Chris to an on-camera, pre-orgasmic adrenaline rush. Matthews makes it clear that he is full of love for the Messiah Man. His Homie.
I give the misguided Matthews a pass because God protects idiots and truck drivers. (I was once a truck driver so I speak from experience) But how do you explain his partner, Keith "Bathtub Boy" Olbermann? If this guy didn't invent misogyny, he certainly complicated the meaning.
misogyny
1656, from Gk, misogynia, from misogynes "woman hater."
This guy punished poor Hillary with far more malice than I've seen from the Republicans. In fact, I think the Right laid off of her knowing full well that the left wing media was in the tank for Obama and would do the dirty work, essentially burying her alive while the Daily Kooks and Huffpo loons applauded.
Which begs the question: Why do these "men" hate women? What underlying psychological deviance do these guys possess? If you thought they hated the PIAPS, wait until they get their "journalistic" hands on the skirt-wearing Palin.
Over the next few days, we'll get to see a command performance from this team of girl-haters starting this evening. I'm simply speculating based on past history and since I don't own an I.Q. anywhere near Joe Biden's, I'm at a loss to describe what the bilious Olbermann and his lil' ho Chrissy will spew on Sarah Palin. I'm sure a beautiful woman with plenty of brains and a surfeit of brawn will push their hate-amplifiers to the max. If they thought Hillary made them look (ahem) inadequate, wait until they see the picture of Palin firing a semi-automatic "assault rife."
(Check out Olbermannwatch.com for the complete listing of Bathtub Boy's malevolence since 2004)
For my part, I'll let Sarah Palin's personal history speak for itself. And just for Chrissy's information, a lot of Republicans are feeling a tingle today. What you felt running down your leg this morning was something else.
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