Naturalized Citizen's Letter to Flag@Whitehouse.gov

Even the Bros are mad at the Messiah

To Whom It May Concern;

As a former Soviet citizen who came here and discovered what true liberty and freedom is, I am shocked and outraged at what I have seen happening in this country over the last six months. While you people including your cowardly leader and multiple Czars have been propagandizing this nation that you only have our best interests at heart, I am going to speak plainly and succinctly, in other words, Let me be very Clear, I know the difference. I know what falsehoods you people are spreading. I have lived under communism and I know at very core of my heart what it is. This entire regime of usurpers from whoever is reading this to the foreign impostor from Indonesia is shredding my Constitution (I became a citizen in 1970) and literally ignoring it by committing high crimes and treason. This goes along with your ever precious Marxist Congress and Senate. This includes the moderate alleged conservative Republicans. Treason against the People of the United States.

Need I remind you that you people were hired by the people of the United States of America and swore an oath to PRESERVE and PROTECT the Constitution of the United States of America. How dare you accuse us of being Nazis, and terrorists. As American citizens, we demand the same respect that you give the terrorists who wish to destroy this nation. How dare you treat us with the contempt that you show us by treating us as the enemy of this nation. We elected you and nothing that you and your minions, thugs and criminal agitators (racist Black Panthers, La Raza), the unions will deter us from stopping your evil take over of this nation. Please remember one factor in your Soviet style regime, do remember what happened to the Czars of Russia, they were overthrown by the people.

While it has yet to happen, understand, the American people because of their belief in all things that are good and righteous have always done things that no other nation has done. We have demonstrated that liberty is an unalienable right, freedom brings prosperity and while we may have been asleep at the wheel, thanks to your attempts, we have woken up. The giant may have been caught with his pants down, but we are wide awake and are not as stupid, nor are we as ignorant as you arrogantly think we are. This has been the mistake of all despots who have tried to destroy this nation. You are now attempting to forcibly shut us down by eliminating our First Amendment Rights that are guaranteed under law by the Constitution of the United States of America and you will have a fight on your hands. Americans will not sit idly by and allow usurpers and criminals in getting the upper hand. We are not weak Russians or other third world citizens who don't have the testicular fortitude because all our lives we have lived under another despot regime. No, we have been a free people and in less than 200 years become the greatest nation in the history of World Civilization. The worlds history is made up of despots who now usurp the office of the president and they, as history records, have always been defeated.

So, in conclusion, please take my email address and look to see if you can find me. I will not be signing my name boldly, for one reason only. As a former Marxist, I know how lazy and unproductive you people are and that your only way to success is through embellishment, deceit and wealth is procured through theft of other people who work hard and actually achieve something. Therefore I am going to make it so that you must work to find me. You will need to put some effort into knowing my name and where I live. As a very good friend of mine stated, game on. So, in closing I will simply sign my name in code.

Vladimir.

Unanswered Questions

Lisa and Laura Ling

I probably won't make any friends with this post. Do I care? NO! It's my job to ask the tough questions and find the angle that everyone else misses. Today I'm going to rain on the homecoming parade.

Amidst the hysteria and tears of the welcome home party for our two intrepid "journalists" there remains the question of WHY these women were sneaking around N. Korea in the first place. What kind of lunatic sends a couple of arguably, twits, on such an assignment? Since they both work for Current TV which was founded and is owned in part by Al Gore, you have to conclude that he approved this clandestine operation.

The United States and S. Korea are technically still in a state of war with the Norks. That being the case, a couple of idiots in civilian attire sneaking into an enemy's country with the intention of recording and reporting is considered SPYING. Now I'm not up to date on current international law but it is true that we executed spies as recently as WWII when they landed on beaches on the East Coast. That makes a sentence of 12 years in a labor camp seem like a paltry punishment by comparison.

OK. We're all happy that our girls avoided the slammer but it's time to face the music here at home. I suggest that both of these morons and their boss, the grinning Jackal, Al Gore, be hauled into an interrogation room where they can collectively explain why they undertook this disastrous mission which served only to embarrass our Nation, not to mention former President Bill Clinton who looked like he was in agony the entire time he was in N. Korea. And while they are at it, I'd like to see the "journalistic credentials" of the two "reporters" for Current TV. I somehow doubt that being the sister of Lisa Ling qualifies Laura Ling and her puny pal.

Now I'd be remiss if I didn't personally acknowledge the contributions of Bill Clinton in securing the release of the two Gorons. Many cons don't like Bill but I've admired him ever since he threw Gore under the bus in 2000. I just wish Big Al had been on the plane so Clinton could have given him the boot as he started down the stairs.

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

BREAKING NEWS

Christmas in April

New York, NY (PDNN) According to a highly placed and reliable source, Congressman Barney Frank, D-MA has introduced legislation to change Christmas day from December 25 to April 15^th.

Our investigative operatives have been able to confirm this by accessing a relatively obscure section of the Congressional Record that is commonly used by politicians as a “stealth” vehicle to have their legislation enacted without any scrutiny.

When confronted, House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer remarked: “Christmas is a traditional time of giving. We also give generously on April 15^th, so in the interests of expediency it makes complete sense to combine both occasions into one that is more efficient.”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA echoed Hoyer’s comments and added: “The combining of these days into one holiday will allow businesses and factories to remain open on December 25^th and since they already stay open on April 15^th, we will all profit because companies will not have to pay employees for staying home on a December day and being unproductive”

A full vote in the House has been scheduled on Friday afternoon, prior to the members returning to their home districts for the summer recess.

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Clueless and In Over His Head

Fanny Goes on a RANT!!!

(1) No matter your age, if you have medical coverage and get kicked off your current health care plan into the new Gov. program, could you be called "too expensive to treat." What if you become really ill with cancer or AIDS or kidney failure or whatever?

(2) Do you seriously believe that a bunch of bureaucrats WE pay to oversee our health care system will reduce the cost of our health care system? Gee, paying THEM is going to reduce costs? HOW?

(2) Those EVIL private sectors of personal Ins. companies and those AWFUL research and development drug companies who provide our medications MUST be removed from the power to produce revenue (running at a profit) and that leads to WHAT? Lost tax revenue? Lost jobs? Lost drug cures you might need? Ya' think?

(3) Illegal aliens as far as I can tell WILL be included in the tax money WE pay to provide "Universal Health Care." WHY? Don't you get it? It's called "discrimination" to ask if someone is a LEGAL American citizen at hospitals, schools or colleges.

(4) FREE everything for those who vote for Democrats are now the "in thing."
Do you think WE can pay for Universal Health care for everyone without TAXES being raised on US, no matter how modestly we live? If we have private Ins., will OUR taxes be raised on the money we get from matching funds from our employers. BET ON IT!

All you Obamaphiles haven't a clue.

PROFITS from private industries did make our world go round. Capitalism is what made us the most powerful nation in the world. In my opinion if we continue the way we are going now, NOBODY will profit including us, except maybe UNIONS! (Democrats including Obama LOVE big unions which make us non-competitive in the rest of the world and then they WHINE when our industries move "over there.") DUH!

Without PROFITS, nobody will have a job. If companies are not profitable here, they either go under or move somewhere else. Keep on HATING profitable industries in America and pretty soon there will be NO MORE PROFITABLE businesses or industries left in the nation.

When you lose YOUR job because Obama punishes your city (Las Vegas) or business (Auto, Banking, Insurance or Drug Company or whatever), don't say I didn't warn you.

YOU voted for this proven ACORN trainer, racist, envious ass of "the rich?" Yeah, he sat in a pew and listened to "Communist Liberation (Wright-Cone) Theology" for nearly twenty years and "didn't hear a thing." He also, now, barely knew Ayers even though they gave speeches together all over the place. Yeah RIGHT? When does hating BUSH, Cheney, Rove and Palen rise to the level of voting for an absolute idiot who cannot even produce either his own school records or medical records as every other President has done in recent history?

YOU ACORN voters often called Cheney "Darth Vader." I have a new name for Mr. "Let me make it clear." It's DARK RAIDER, as in maquerading as something he was not when he ran for election. He is raiding our treasury for HIS plans to CHANGE "the greatest nation in the history of the world."

Into WHAT?

Turning Tail on the 14th Amendment

I just finished reading most of the Supreme Court's decision on Ricci vs John DeStephano et al. The decision, which affirms that Title VII does not infer the right to discriminate against white males simply because they are white is the right decision. But it isn't the end and the Court managed to shirk its responsibility to the Constitution and the people of the United States.

As much as I admire the Justices who concurred and overturned the Appeals Court decision, I'm appalled that they decided NOT to elevate this case to a 14th amendment decision. This nonsense has been going on since all the way back to the Bakke decision wherein quotas kept a white man out of the college of his choice. It's all about quotas and quotas are racist. How much longer can the court avoid this confrontation?

The failure of this court to settle this once and for all will help keep this nation divided and will generate endless Title VII cases because it didn't establish precedent. It merely gave justice to twenty New Haven firefighters who were obviously wronged. Case closed. Bring on the next one!

You might think that the opinions of the court are legal gobbledygook but guess again. They are well-written and even a lay person, such as myself, can understand them. This brings me to my next point: Justice Ginsburg, in an act of extreme silliness had this gem in her dissent signed by her liberal cronies. " The white firefighters who scored high on New Haven's promotional exam understandably attract this Court's sympathy. But they had no vested right to promotion."

What the hell kind of statement is that? To extrapolate, I assume Justice Ginsburg thinks that those minority candidates who scored poorly on the exam DO have a vested right to promotion?
This is the kind of stuff that you can't get unless you do your due diligence and research. And this is why nominee Sotomayor needs to be filibustered. We simply can't afford another "sympathetic" intellectually challenged twit on the highest court in the land.

There you have it! 93 pages boiled down, rendered into a few paragraphs. Who needs lawyers anyway?

Jimmuh the Idiot.

Let's face it. This guy is senile and he's an a-hole too.

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

New York, NY

Carter Converts to Muslim Faith

Plains, GA (PDNN) In a private ceremony, attended by a few friends, former president Jimmy Carter renounced his Baptist faith and became a muslim. The former president gave praise to Allah and vowed to fight until Sharia law became the supreme law of the American land.

In return for his acceptance into the muslim community, Carter, who will now be known as Abu Mahmoud Mousab El Zub, contracted with “Habitat for Humanity” to construct a new prayer tower and install new foot baths in the aging Hamid Allah Mosque. He also purchased 1000 new prayer rugs for the community faithful.

A small observance was held at the Carter peanut farm, which he will convert into an olive garden and goat farm in recognition of the former presidents new religious affiliation.

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What You Don't Know Can Kill You

This blog is not intended to bore but sometimes, facts are boring. In this case, I'm going to go somewhere so obscure, I'll probably lose the great majority of you. Except for one thing, I have a "mole" on the inside so you get to know the real story behind the story.

The government of Canada, (There! I lost a bunch of you already), maintains a nuclear reactor in Chalk River, Province Ottwaw. This reactor produces radioactive isotopes for around 80 countries. What are these isotopes used for? Medical testing including the tests YOU receive courtesy of your family physician.

So what? You say? Well this reactor has been shut down because of various malfunctions caused by aging. Most reactors have a finite life-span of around 50 years and the Chalk River reactor is guess what? 50 years old. My how time flies! Apparently, nobody noticed and nobody made plans to replace an aging dinosaur. The truth, (God that has to hurt), is that everyone employed by this agency has known for years that this was going to happen. My "mole" has been hollering about it. Another voice crying in the wilderness. So no isotopes, no radiology to save your ass from all those nasty diseases that threaten you.

The Canadian AECL is the perfect model of inefficiency and dare I say it, CORRUPTION. The only fair comparison is the State of Kalifornia which is deservedly facing bankruptcy. How do we get to this place? The only answer is: I've got mine so screw whoever comes behind me. Let him/them clean it up.

As these microcosmic failures, including General Motors and whole states continue to crash, where does that leave the entire United States? The clock is ticking. I remember the sign that says: Plan Ahead.

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/Chalk+River+isotope+reactor+last+legs+engineers/1614456/story.html