Let's face it. This guy is senile and he's an a-hole too.
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PD News Service
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Carter Converts to Muslim Faith
Plains, GA (PDNN) In a private ceremony, attended by a few friends, former president Jimmy Carter renounced his Baptist faith and became a muslim. The former president gave praise to Allah and vowed to fight until Sharia law became the supreme law of the American land.
In return for his acceptance into the muslim community, Carter, who will now be known as Abu Mahmoud Mousab El Zub, contracted with “Habitat for Humanity” to construct a new prayer tower and install new foot baths in the aging Hamid Allah Mosque. He also purchased 1000 new prayer rugs for the community faithful.
A small observance was held at the Carter peanut farm, which he will convert into an olive garden and goat farm in recognition of the former presidents new religious affiliation.
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