Flagship of the Somalian Navy
Mogadishu: SNS
ACORN expands operations globally. Opens Offices in Somalia.
In a continuing effort to promote Barack Obama's agenda and expand his global influence, ACORN has opened several offices in Somalia. Community Organizers have already begun operations including kidnapping an American ship captain who is believed to have voted for John McCain.
The ACORN operatives are presently holding Captain Richard Phillips captive aboard what appears to be the flagship of the Somalian Navy, a stolen lifeboat. The U.S. Navy warship Bainbridge is shadowing the Community Organizers while negotiations are underway to secure Phillips' freedom. Meanwhile, Acorn is demanding several million dollars ransom for the safe return of Phillips.
In the United States, Reverend Jesse Jagoff Jackson and Reverend Al "Slim Shady" Sharpton demand the Navy end its tactics of "intimidation and harassment" of the ACORN employees. Calling the actions of the U.S. Military "racially motivated," Sharpton warned that ACORN is prepared to demand "reparations for community organizers whole." Jackson said he was organizing protests in every major ghetto in America and called the government sanctioned actions "comparable to the heinous acts of slave holders."
When asked about the kidnapping and piracy, President Barack Obama once again resorted to lofty rhetoric stating that "We're talking about the economy."
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton burst into laughter when asked about the situation.
(Reporter Abu Kamel Needshower contributed to this story)
No comments:
Post a Comment