Saturday, May 30, 2009

What You Don't Know Can Kill You



This blog is not intended to bore but sometimes, facts are boring. In this case, I'm going to go somewhere so obscure, I'll probably lose the great majority of you. Except for one thing, I have a "mole" on the inside so you get to know the real story behind the story.

The government of Canada, (There! I lost a bunch of you already), maintains a nuclear reactor in Chalk River, Province Ottwaw. This reactor produces radioactive isotopes for around 80 countries. What are these isotopes used for? Medical testing including the tests YOU receive courtesy of your family physician.

So what? You say? Well this reactor has been shut down because of various malfunctions caused by aging. Most reactors have a finite life-span of around 50 years and the Chalk River reactor is guess what? 50 years old. My how time flies! Apparently, nobody noticed and nobody made plans to replace an aging dinosaur. The truth, (God that has to hurt), is that everyone employed by this agency has known for years that this was going to happen. My "mole" has been hollering about it. Another voice crying in the wilderness. So no isotopes, no radiology to save your ass from all those nasty diseases that threaten you.

The Canadian AECL is the perfect model of inefficiency and dare I say it, CORRUPTION. The only fair comparison is the State of Kalifornia which is deservedly facing bankruptcy. How do we get to this place? The only answer is: I've got mine so screw whoever comes behind me. Let him/them clean it up.

As these microcosmic failures, including General Motors and whole states continue to crash, where does that leave the entire United States? The clock is ticking. I remember the sign that says: Plan Ahead.

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/Chalk+River+isotope+reactor+last+legs+engineers/1614456/story.html

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Captain Push Thesaurus

Mario Lavandeira

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unethical, limp wrist, Mahu-Hawaiian

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Las Vegas Tea Party Pictures!


Captain Push at the entrance to Sunset Park


Fanny camped out with her signs and flag


Racist Fanny with her new friend.


Extreme Right Wing Fanatic being interviewed by the local
CBS affiliate


Sign Sampler


Canines Against Tax and Spend


This guy passed out American flags for free!


One view of the large crowd.

In addition to the rally in the park, there were protesters spread out for about 1/2 mile along Eastern Ave. Traffic was heavy and most of the passersby were honking their horns in support.

It was a great day for a picnic and Tea Party!


Friday, April 10, 2009

Modern Day Pirates




Flagship of the Somalian Navy



Mogadishu: SNS

ACORN expands operations globally. Opens Offices in Somalia.

In a continuing effort to promote Barack Obama's agenda and expand his global influence, ACORN has opened several offices in Somalia. Community Organizers have already begun operations including kidnapping an American ship captain who is believed to have voted for John McCain.

The ACORN operatives are presently holding Captain Richard Phillips captive aboard what appears to be the flagship of the Somalian Navy, a stolen lifeboat. The U.S. Navy warship Bainbridge is shadowing the Community Organizers while negotiations are underway to secure Phillips' freedom. Meanwhile, Acorn is demanding several million dollars ransom for the safe return of Phillips.

In the United States, Reverend Jesse Jagoff Jackson and Reverend Al "Slim Shady" Sharpton demand the Navy end its tactics of "intimidation and harassment" of the ACORN employees. Calling the actions of the U.S. Military "racially motivated," Sharpton warned that ACORN is prepared to demand "reparations for community organizers whole." Jackson said he was organizing protests in every major ghetto in America and called the government sanctioned actions "comparable to the heinous acts of slave holders."

When asked about the kidnapping and piracy, President Barack Obama once again resorted to lofty rhetoric stating that "We're talking about the economy."

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton burst into laughter when asked about the situation.

(Reporter Abu Kamel Needshower contributed to this story)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Coward-In-Chief

Coward-In-Chief


Slobbering, "straight-talking" Joe Biden said it first. He predicted that this administration would be tested and that we should be patient and understand that mistakes might be made. Mistakes and missteps have been the hallmark of this fledgling Presidency. They are too numerous to mention.

Except for his latest mistake which is a measure of the man's character. President Obama is a coward. The United States Military has the ability to shoot down ballistic missiles that threaten us. When N. Korea launched a missile last night, Obama failed to act. Why? What is he afraid of? Criticism from the U.N.? A war with N. Korea?
This thin-skinned, thin-resumed President has never had to make a difficult decision in his life. When asked what he'd do if we were attacked by terrorist he said something to the effect that he'd call an ambulance. Clinton was a weakling but Obama is a complete pussy. He just let a tiny country kick sand in his face. Wimp doesn't begin to describe what an obsequious pantywaist this "man" is. Every tin-horn dictator and two bit terrorist is rubbing his hands with glee watching our President run and hide under his desk.

I keep coming back to one of BHO's speeches. "Just words. Just speeches." Yes, that's what we have with this featherweight. In the movie Team America, a ficticious Hans Blick threatens Kim Jong Il with a very angry letter. The dictator responded by feeding Blick to the sharks. It sounded exactly like the rhetoric coming from President Yellow Belly.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

I May Not Always Be Right But I'm Never Wrong

Peter Schiff


I'm no economist but I am a student of politics and history which marry well with my personal economy. As I stated previously, we're doomed to repeat the past if we travel the road of "printing artificial money." And so the Fed announced it would buy ONE TRILLION dollars worth of bonds to keep our nation afloat in funny money this week.

It appears as though the Fed and Treasury Department WANT inflation as an antidote to the credit crisis and unemployment. Where that thinking comes from, I'm not sure but once it starts, they will be unable to contain it. Welcome back Carter.

Captain and Fanny lost 40K during the crash. We actually shrugged it off for two reasons. What is...IS (There you go Bill Clinton) and secondly, our money won't be worth a damn shortly so why whine about it?

I don't expect anyone to believe what I have to say which is why I tell people to look up Peter Schiff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Schiff) who predicted this mess some years ago. No, he's not a prophet, he's a reasoned economist who tried to sound the alarm when no one was listening. It seems that nobody is listening now either. Our President seems to be lost in some kind of economic FOG but at least he has his fingers on the pulse of the Special Olympics.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Who Is President?




Who exactly is currently President of the United States? Lest you think I'm some kind of fool, let's explore some history.

For many years, Americans suffered through what was called "The Rehnquist Court." I say suffered not because the Chief Justice wasn't a full-blown conservative, I merely point out that the single most powerful Justice was Sandra Day O'Connor. She was the so-called "swing vote" and she alone held the power to rewrite the Constitution of the United States. To this day, I'm not sure that she had the intellectual capacity to understand the power she held in her hands.

Today, we have the "Roberts Court" which is to say the "Kennedy Court" since Justice Anthony Kennedy holds the "swing vote." This clown has a warped view of law and considers European Law to be superior to American Law and he cites it in his off-record opinions. Thank God he was on Anti-depressants when he voted to uphold the Second Amendment as an individual right or we'd be headed down the road to Nazism rather than simple Socialism.

The point I'm making is that we now have a rather strange Presidency. We have a President who was described by the brilliant Charles Krauthammer as "never having run a candy store."
In other words, the failure of our President to build a resume of management has manifested itself with rather frightening clarity as his nominations of tax-cheats, lobbyists and Clinton retreads pile up. This guy isn't fit to run a 7-11.

As the broken campaign promises heap up only a few weeks into his Presidency, one has to wonder who is minding the store? The first clues are finally appearing. The "stimulus bill" was concocted and passed by the freakazoids, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi. There isn't a chance in hell that Obama has any CLUE as to what's in it.

How can I say that? I say that because it's 1,100 pages that nobody can read in a few hours. Obama is a charlatan. He's a celebrity, not a leader and he knows it. He's in over his head so he's given up his power to those who know how to work within the system and manipulate it. He's on the road running a campaign instead of the office.

I think the bumbling Obama could have been an OK President. Despite his complete lack of understanding of history and economics, he might have muddled his way through a few years of liberal stupidity until people realized he's underpowered in the brain department like Jimmy Carter. But Obama's biggest mistake is turning the Government over to Reid and Pelosi. It would be hard to find two more moribund politicians than those two.

I look forward to four years of this screw-up. He's going to be worth his weight in gold for laughs. That is, if the real Presidents, Reid and Pelosi, don't destroy our country first.