Obama Needs His Diapers Changed

I have to face facts. Facts are interesting and they do reveal a lot about people, including me. I listen to Right-wing radio and watch Foxnews but I do get out there on the internet for the back story. Fact is, I'm a right-winger. So I needed to dig deeper into the "enemies list" recently established by the White House.

This is what I've found

The "enemies list" the White House has established has been attacked on several levels but what keeps coming up is the childishness and immaturity of the administration. I think this is a fair description of the behavior of David Axelrod, Rahm Emannuel, Anita Dunn, Robert Gibbs and Barack Obama. "Nixonian" is the only way it can be conveyed to those of us who lived through Watergate.

But Nixon at least appeared to be an adult male, angered by what he felt was unfair and undue accusations. Obama and his staff act like petulant children denied a toy or chocolate on demand.

How dare anyone question Camelot redux or as I would call it, "Choc-o-late" by questioning Obama. This guy is a spoiled brat, a pouting, insecure punk. I can't wait to see him throw a tantrum when Jake Tapper asks him a hard question. Yes, I said, Jake Tapper from the All Barack Channel. It's going to happen. I just hope it's soon.

Trying to silence a legitimate news network is tantamount to uh...taking over the auto industry. Or maybe the banking industry. Oh, I forgot, they already did that. Unfortunately for Obama and his puppeteers, there wasn't a Rupert Murdock there to stop them.

Long Live Foxnews.

Nobel Prize Musings

I never watched the Seinfeld program while it was in production. Since I'm not into pop culture, I was left in the dust when it came to people discussing the episodes of a show I never saw. I mean, why would I watch a "show about nothing" as it was frequently called? Hell, it was PITCHED as a show about nothing. I have better things to do with my time. So now I find myself watching a Presidency about Nothing.

This joker got the Nobel prize for essentially DOING NOTHING. This is definitely a Seinfeld moment in history. Jerry Seinfeld speaks well and so does our President when effectively prompted.

This brings us to the question: Who deserves the Nobel Prize more? Jerry Seinfeld or B. Hussein Obama? Seinfeld has entertained millions, maybe billions of people. Obama has bumbled his way through a few months of a disastrous Presidency. I'd give the prize to Jerry.

Well done Jerry! You deserve the accolades because your "show about nothing" is a damn site better than the cheap circus presided over by Barack Obama.

More Czars. Read It and Weep

MEET THE OBAMA CZARS #16 thru 32

16. NANCY ANN DePARLE - Obama's "Health" Czar. Nancy Ann is the former head of the financially troubled Medicare/Medicaid. She is a strong proponent of Health Care rationing and this is understandable when you examine the massive financial deficits incurred under her watch. She is married to a reporter for the financially strapped NY Times...which is every bit as bankrupt in cash assets, as well as being intellectually and morally bankrupt.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama

17. VIVEK KUNDRA - Obama's "Information" Czar. Vivek was born in New Delhi, India. He was discovered operating a 7-11 by Joe Biden. Kundra controls all public information, including labels and news releases. He monitors all private internet emails...and maybe even AOL Message Boards too!!!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama

18. TODD STERN - Obama's "International Climate" Czar. Todd, who is no relation to Howard, is an anti-business former White House Chief of Staff and a strong supporter of the Kyoto Accord. He is a proponent of Cap and Trade and blames US Businesses for Global Warming, while at the same time overlooking all of the hot air that emanates from Democrats, wherever they may be.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama

19. DENNIS BLAIR - Obama's "Intelligence" Czar. Dennis is retired from the US Navy and is rumored to have posted on AOL Message Boards using the screen name: BobNavy. He stopped a US Guided Missile program because he thought it was "provocative". Bob...I mean...Dennis is Chair of the ultra liberal Council on Foreign Relations which blames American organizations for regional wars. Bob...I mean...Dennis really isn't too smart!!!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama

20. GEORGE MITCHELL - Obama's "Peace" Czar. George is a former failed senator from Maine and a typical Left Wing radical who has said that Israel should be split up into 2 or 3 more manageable plots. Mitchell was plagiarized recently by Joe Biden who said that Iraq should be split up into 2 or 3 more manageable plots. Being your typical Liberal, George is Anti-Nuclear, anti gun and pro homosexual.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."
-B. Hussain Obama mmm, mmm, mm

21. KENNETH FEINBERG - Obama's "Pay" Czar. Kenny is a former Chief nof Staff to the recently croaked Teddy Kennedy. Feinberg is also a Lawyer who got very rich off the 911 victims payoffs.

Kenneth Feinberg belongs to that 99% of lawyers who give the rest a bad name!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm, mmm, mm

22. CASS SUNSTEIN - Obama's "Regulatory" Czar. Sunstein is a Liberal Activist Judge who believes FREE SPEECH needs to be limited for the common good. He frequently rules against personal freedoms like personal gun ownership and believes that Animals should have the right to file lawsuits against their owners. Cass Sunstein is a major league fruit loop!!!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm, mmm, mm

23. JOHN HOLDREN - Obama's "Science" Czar. Holdren is a fierce ideological environmentalist WHACKO!!! He belongs to the looney Sierra Club and is an anti-business activist who claims the US has caused world poverty. John has no Science training and being the "pantload" he is, it's apparent John hasn't finished potty training!!!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm, mmm, mm

24. KEVIN JENNINGS - Obama's "Safe Schools" Czar. Under Kevie, the schools are indeed safe. They're safe for pedophiles and other assorted predators as Kevie has admitted encouraging a 15 year old to participate in a homosexual relationship with an older male school teacher. Will Kevie be the next Obama appointed Czar to resign under cover of darkness? It is the weekend, yanno!!!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

25. EARL DEVANEY - Obama's "Stimulus Accountability" Czar. Up until now, Earl has spent his career trying to take guns away from American citizens. Earl believes in open borders with Mexico. Undocumented Mexican Aliens are looking forward to Earl giving them "Mucho" Stimulus Dinero.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

26. J. SCOTT GRATION - Obama's "Sudan" Czar. Scottie is a native of the Democratic Republic of Congo. He believes the US does little to help third world countries. Scottie is a member of the Council of foreign relations and is asking for higher US taxes to support the United Nations.

Beam Me Up!!!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with.

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

27. HERB ALLISON - Obama's "TARP" Czar. Herbie was the Fannie Mae CEO responsible for the US recession by using real estate mortgages to back up and artificially inflate the US stock market. Herbie caused millions of hard working people to lose their life savings....honest people that will not derive any benefit from stimulus money....including the ones dumb enough to vote for DemocRATS.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

28. JOHN BRENNAN - Obama's "Terrorism" Czar. John is an anti CIA activist and that is why terrorists everywhere applaud this appointment. Brennan has absolutely no training in diplomatic or government affairs...kin of like the inept Obama has NO Executive training or experience. Johnny believes in open borders with Mexico and a dialog with terrorists and has suggested Obama disband the US Military.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with.

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

29. ANEESH CHOPRA - Obama's "Technology" Czar. Aneesh...or "Annie" as he is known in the West Wing mens room...has NO technology training. He recently worked for the "Advisory Board Company" which is a health care think tank for hospitals. Chopra is an anti doctor activist who supports Obamacare, rationing and salaried doctors working exclusively for the government health care plan.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

30. ADOLFO CARRION jr - Obama's "Urban Affairs" Czar. Adolfo, which is Spanish for Adolf...how appropriate...but I digress... Adlofo is a Puerto Rican anti-American activist and a Leftist Group member in Latin America. He is also a MILLIONAIRE Slum Lord in the Bronx. Dolph owns many lavish homes and condos which he got from "sweetheart" deals with labor unions. "Dolph" wants higher taxes to pay for minority housing (no doubt in his slums) and for free health care...which they already receive!!!

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

31. ASHTON CARTER - Obama's "Weapon's" Czar. Ashton is your typical leftist. He wants ALL private weapons destroyed and supports a UN ban on firearms ownership in America. Carter has no other policy.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B. Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

32. GARY SAMORE - Obama's "WMD Policy" Czar. Gary is a former Communist. Who'da thunk it? He want the US to unilaterally destroy all Weapons of Mass Destruction as a show of good faith to our enemies. Of course, he has no other policy.

"If you want to know who I am, look at the people I surround myself with."

-B Hussain Obama mmm mmm mm

Give Me Liberty or Give Me a Czar!

Czar Nicholas II

I've got a new name for Obama's Czars. I call them "targets." You all probably thought that Czars were harmless placeholders in the administration. I don't really remember where the practice started but I do recall someone being a "drug czar" years ago.

So some dude with a weird title and no power is going to somehow influence the nation and get all the bad people off of drugs. Nothing wrong with that I suppose. It makes for good sound bites if nothing more. The drug czar says drugs are bad so don't ingest them. That's pretty reasonable however stupid. But like anything in government, Czars have evolved into something more than figureheads.

So along comes the Messiah but he's got a small problem. He's been hanging out with excrement while building a non-record to run on. You know some of them. Bill Ayers, Jerry Wright and Frank Davis and others of that ilk which happens to be HATE AMERICA ilk. Junior wants to stuff his administration/cabinet full of great minds like the aforementioned but he knows he can't get them confirmed in the Senate so he creates the innocuous-sounding czar-ships.

Van Jones is just the tip of a really LARGE iceberg. Most Americans who don't foam at the mouth wouldn't associate with many of Obama's czars. That is, if you have parents or grandparents you want to survive this presidency. Rahm Emanuel's brother Ezekial doesn't want to send your family to a gas chamber so he, along with the Congress, came up with the Death Panels. How nice! Granny needs some new teeth. Screw her! Give a grilled cheese sandwich to gum and a pill to make her feel good. Much cheaper than new dentures. Of course Ezekial is AGAINST euthanasia. Here. Read this. It's long and complicated and you'll probably die of boredom before you finish it. It's about alternatives to living. Talk about change you can believe in!

OK. So I'm all over the map with my healthy hatred for this President and his end-run around the laws of our nation. Czars need to be OUTLAWED. Czars are in place because Obama is in over his head. This guy couldn't run a lemonade stand much less your nation. He's actually smart enough to have a Clint Eastwood moment. "A man's got to know his limitations." He knows he's not capable so he attempted to surround himself with the same kind of people who advised him throughout his life. So now you have Van Jones (Frank Davis Light), Ezekial Emanual (Jeremiah Wright Light) and God knows who running around the White House setting policy for this almost infantile President.

All of this was just preamble. I'm getting ready to retire and I want a new job. Are there any Czar openings available?

Naturalized Citizen's Letter to Flag@Whitehouse.gov

Even the Bros are mad at the Messiah

To Whom It May Concern;

As a former Soviet citizen who came here and discovered what true liberty and freedom is, I am shocked and outraged at what I have seen happening in this country over the last six months. While you people including your cowardly leader and multiple Czars have been propagandizing this nation that you only have our best interests at heart, I am going to speak plainly and succinctly, in other words, Let me be very Clear, I know the difference. I know what falsehoods you people are spreading. I have lived under communism and I know at very core of my heart what it is. This entire regime of usurpers from whoever is reading this to the foreign impostor from Indonesia is shredding my Constitution (I became a citizen in 1970) and literally ignoring it by committing high crimes and treason. This goes along with your ever precious Marxist Congress and Senate. This includes the moderate alleged conservative Republicans. Treason against the People of the United States.

Need I remind you that you people were hired by the people of the United States of America and swore an oath to PRESERVE and PROTECT the Constitution of the United States of America. How dare you accuse us of being Nazis, and terrorists. As American citizens, we demand the same respect that you give the terrorists who wish to destroy this nation. How dare you treat us with the contempt that you show us by treating us as the enemy of this nation. We elected you and nothing that you and your minions, thugs and criminal agitators (racist Black Panthers, La Raza), the unions will deter us from stopping your evil take over of this nation. Please remember one factor in your Soviet style regime, do remember what happened to the Czars of Russia, they were overthrown by the people.

While it has yet to happen, understand, the American people because of their belief in all things that are good and righteous have always done things that no other nation has done. We have demonstrated that liberty is an unalienable right, freedom brings prosperity and while we may have been asleep at the wheel, thanks to your attempts, we have woken up. The giant may have been caught with his pants down, but we are wide awake and are not as stupid, nor are we as ignorant as you arrogantly think we are. This has been the mistake of all despots who have tried to destroy this nation. You are now attempting to forcibly shut us down by eliminating our First Amendment Rights that are guaranteed under law by the Constitution of the United States of America and you will have a fight on your hands. Americans will not sit idly by and allow usurpers and criminals in getting the upper hand. We are not weak Russians or other third world citizens who don't have the testicular fortitude because all our lives we have lived under another despot regime. No, we have been a free people and in less than 200 years become the greatest nation in the history of World Civilization. The worlds history is made up of despots who now usurp the office of the president and they, as history records, have always been defeated.

So, in conclusion, please take my email address and look to see if you can find me. I will not be signing my name boldly, for one reason only. As a former Marxist, I know how lazy and unproductive you people are and that your only way to success is through embellishment, deceit and wealth is procured through theft of other people who work hard and actually achieve something. Therefore I am going to make it so that you must work to find me. You will need to put some effort into knowing my name and where I live. As a very good friend of mine stated, game on. So, in closing I will simply sign my name in code.

Vladimir.

Unanswered Questions

Lisa and Laura Ling

I probably won't make any friends with this post. Do I care? NO! It's my job to ask the tough questions and find the angle that everyone else misses. Today I'm going to rain on the homecoming parade.

Amidst the hysteria and tears of the welcome home party for our two intrepid "journalists" there remains the question of WHY these women were sneaking around N. Korea in the first place. What kind of lunatic sends a couple of arguably, twits, on such an assignment? Since they both work for Current TV which was founded and is owned in part by Al Gore, you have to conclude that he approved this clandestine operation.

The United States and S. Korea are technically still in a state of war with the Norks. That being the case, a couple of idiots in civilian attire sneaking into an enemy's country with the intention of recording and reporting is considered SPYING. Now I'm not up to date on current international law but it is true that we executed spies as recently as WWII when they landed on beaches on the East Coast. That makes a sentence of 12 years in a labor camp seem like a paltry punishment by comparison.

OK. We're all happy that our girls avoided the slammer but it's time to face the music here at home. I suggest that both of these morons and their boss, the grinning Jackal, Al Gore, be hauled into an interrogation room where they can collectively explain why they undertook this disastrous mission which served only to embarrass our Nation, not to mention former President Bill Clinton who looked like he was in agony the entire time he was in N. Korea. And while they are at it, I'd like to see the "journalistic credentials" of the two "reporters" for Current TV. I somehow doubt that being the sister of Lisa Ling qualifies Laura Ling and her puny pal.

Now I'd be remiss if I didn't personally acknowledge the contributions of Bill Clinton in securing the release of the two Gorons. Many cons don't like Bill but I've admired him ever since he threw Gore under the bus in 2000. I just wish Big Al had been on the plane so Clinton could have given him the boot as he started down the stairs.

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Thursday, July 30, 2009

BREAKING NEWS

Christmas in April

New York, NY (PDNN) According to a highly placed and reliable source, Congressman Barney Frank, D-MA has introduced legislation to change Christmas day from December 25 to April 15^th.

Our investigative operatives have been able to confirm this by accessing a relatively obscure section of the Congressional Record that is commonly used by politicians as a “stealth” vehicle to have their legislation enacted without any scrutiny.

When confronted, House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer remarked: “Christmas is a traditional time of giving. We also give generously on April 15^th, so in the interests of expediency it makes complete sense to combine both occasions into one that is more efficient.”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA echoed Hoyer’s comments and added: “The combining of these days into one holiday will allow businesses and factories to remain open on December 25^th and since they already stay open on April 15^th, we will all profit because companies will not have to pay employees for staying home on a December day and being unproductive”

A full vote in the House has been scheduled on Friday afternoon, prior to the members returning to their home districts for the summer recess.

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